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I remember in my first year of university, my prof told the class the infamous story about the harvard/yale/stanford (one of these I think) exam that was about 20 pages long, and the instructions at the beginning said
"read through the entire exam before you begin"
On the last page of the exam, it said something like "you don't have to answer any of these questions, just wait an hour and a half and then you can sign your name and leave and get 100%"
The worst part was that our class thought for SURE that this is what he would do for our final... so we were all excited and remembered to read through the exam looking for the sentence telling us not to write the exam... and all there was was a statement in tiny print saying
"sorry, not this time... but thank you for following the instructions and reading through the exam!"
Anyway, now whenever I write an exam I hold out a little hope that it will be one of those exams where the test is to follow the instructions and not write the exam!!
Have any of you had the pleasure of writing one of these types of exams? or get any other crazy/funny/ridiculous exams or exam questions??
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christi88 wrote:On the last page of the exam, it said something like "you don't have to answer any of these questions, just wait an hour and a half and then you can sign your name and leave and get 100%" Wow, that is unfair! That is not a proper evaluation of what was learned, but rather of how someone would read the entire exam before writing? That is a ridiculous waste of time. Hopefully, none of my professors in the future would do something like that.
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christi88 wrote:I remember in my first year of university, my prof told the class the infamous story about the harvard/yale/stanford (one of these I think) exam that was about 20 pages long, and the instructions at the beginning said
"read through the entire exam before you begin"
On the last page of the exam, it said something like "you don't have to answer any of these questions, just wait an hour and a half and then you can sign your name and leave and get 100%" Which is a myth. It's one of those stories told by friends of friends of friends but never actually seen.
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^ Just like the person who wrote only "Life." as his or her answer to a lengthy philosophy essay question, which was the entire exam, and got 100%. Urban legend. BMSc Honours Specialization in Medical Science, Minor in Psychology, UWO '09 Bachelor of Pharmacy, University of Alberta '13 - Drop out as of '11 University Certificate in Finance, Athabasca University '12 Petroleum Engineering Technology diploma, NAIT '13
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I had to do something similar in Grade 6. I can't remember if the teacher told us it counted or not.
It told us to read through the entire thing, and at the end said to just write your name and then you are done.
The rest of the questions required you to do random things. At first they were basic, but eventually they became stupid (e.g. 12. put three holes in the page, 13. put your pen through the first and third hole 14. clap three times while the pen is through the holes). Very few people just wrote their name. Most did a few of the questions, then slowly realized that the stuff was stupid and saw the other just sitting there. A few got all the way to ripping holes in their page, clapping, and flipping their desks over (although most of them probably did so on purpose).
At the end the teacher told us to always read through the test.
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g93 wrote:I had to do something similar in Grade 6. I can't remember if the teacher told us it counted or not.
It told us to read through the entire thing, and at the end said to just write your name and then you are done.
The rest of the questions required you to do random things. At first they were basic, but eventually they became stupid (e.g. 12. put three holes in the page, 13. put your pen through the first and third hole 14. clap three times while the pen is through the holes). Very few people just wrote their name. Most did a few of the questions, then slowly realized that the stuff was stupid and saw the other just sitting there. A few got all the way to ripping holes in their page, clapping, and flipping their desks over (although most of them probably did so on purpose).
At the end the teacher told us to always read through the test. Oh, yeah, did something like that too in Grade 5.
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Ya I guess it could be a myth used by profs to take reading through exams seriously lol. I did however get an exam that said at the end that we only had to choose one of each of the three questions on each page to answer, rather than all of them, and I know a ton of people tried to answer every question and like everyone ran out of time.
I've also heard that story about they guy who wrote "life" on his phil exam and got 100.... university urban legends our profs tell is what I should rename this thread I guess lol
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as the story goes 4 guys were out partying one night and overslept their final exam. they diecided to tell the prof they had a flat tire the night before on their way back to school and didn't have a spare so couldnt make it back in time. So the prof said no problem-they could write a makeup exam the next day but they'd all have to get 100% in order to pass the course. The exam would only be one question. When the boys opened the exam the one question was: "which tire?" **Shields** Accepted: University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream) Carleton University: Honours Science University of British Columbia: Arts
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My Math teacher told us this tale of his strenuous Philosophy Course in University: He had stayed up all night for the past three days studying for his exam while his friend slacked off. Come exam day the only question was, "Why is Humanity Important?" They were directed to write as much or as little as they wanted to answer. His friend scribbled "Why not?" and walked out. The teacher gave him a 51% and a note saying "Anyone with the balls to do that on an exam deserves something." He could have been exaggerating of course, but would you even consider answering an exam question like that?
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Grade 11 Biology. True/False section had 15 questions. First one True, the rest False. Sooooo much doubt. University of Western Ontario - 2015 AEO; Actuarial Science and Mathematics
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Closest I've got to this is in my AMU4M class my teacher put on the final exam "Always be aware of what's behind you" along with an unsettling picture of Barry Manilow in the 70s we had all been joking about during the semester. What he had actually meant by it was to check the back of the page... He had the answers for matching-type questions on it for us... I didn't check the back of the page... Oops. Applied to [Fall 2012]: University of Waterloo - Honours Bachelor of Arts (Sociology) [ACCEPTED]University of Guelph - Criminal Justice & Public Policy [ACCEPTED]Carleton University - Honours Bachelor of Arts (Criminology & Criminal Justice - Law) [ACCEPT]Attending [Fall 2013]: 
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A prof gave out an assignment. The assignment was to write a report or essay on what is courage. Every student had a report that was at least 4 pages dissecting the question: what is courage. Then there was this one student who handed in a single page. On the top of that page it said "This is courage." That student ended up receiving 100%
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Some very interesting stories that certainly made me laugh. It's always nice to see professors or teachers play around with their students every so often. At least you know they have a bit of humor in them. Hopefully the jokes do not impact YOUR mark in anyway. Grade 11 Student [Planned Applications]: [UTSC]: Management & IT [BBA] [UOIT]: Networking and IT Security [HBIT] [Waterloo]: CFM [BCFM] [UOIT]: Commerce [HBComm] [Queens]: Business [BComm]
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The majority of my anthro/soc/psych exam was done on a scantron card, and my teacher thought it would be really funny to make every single answer 'c.' There were about 70 questions. University of Toronto- Physical and Mathematical Sciences (Admitted) Queen's University- Arts (Admitted) University of Waterloo-Computer Science Co-op(Admitted) University of Waterloo- Mathematics, Actuarial Science Co-op (Admitted)
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