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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/30/2011
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My chem teacher is actually a troll. We did poorly on the mc part of a test, and after a few weeks, he only handed back the long answer part. I asked him "Sir, where is the multiple choice?" He said "I was walking down Rideau street and gave it to a hobo..."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 1/22/2012
Posts: 5
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$@*! My Teacher says… "let watch a midsummer nights dream" which sounds normal enough until 5 minutes into the movie the porn that he taped on the same cassette popped up. and all he said was crap "should have left that at home." 
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 1/28/2012
Posts: 11
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says: I go up to my English teacher for her the look at my thesis
the first line reads: Society is always in a state flux
I get the response: This sounds way to scientific, it needs to be more poetic like Society is always in a state change
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 8/27/2011
Posts: 3
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says: "How many of you wished for snow this year?" A bunch of us raise our hands. "Well, I hate you all"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/19/2011
Posts: 3
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When we were doing our cellular stoichiometry example in class, my chemistry teacher
" BE BRAVE, Do it in Pen"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 1/25/2012
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One day in English class we were doing a lesson on poetry and in this lesson we had to memorize a poem and he was telling us why it's important to have a poem memorized. He told us this story about this one time when he was in an airport (I believe) and this little boy was following him around so he turned around and started reciting a poem and the kid thought he was performing witchcraft and ran away. One thing I forgot to mention my teacher used to have really long hair and to a little kid he might of been scary looking.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 1/5/2011
Posts: 9
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First day of ECON 1000.
"[Economics] will seduce you because it's a damn sexy subject!"
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/10/2010 Posts: 12
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$@*! my teacher says (in a good way!): Math is beautiful. Calculus is math for lazy people. (square root)1 <3 Math ~Angel.
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Rank: Senior Student
Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 112
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my teacher said that he thinks the government should charge us to urinate even in our own homes
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 2/2/2012
Posts: 2
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Earth and Atmospheric Sciences Prof Quotes:
-Plate tectonics is powered by confection.
-Believing that crystals can do anything for your health is bullsh@t.
-Now, you all should go to the "Burning Man Festival". Seriously add it to your bucket list. All sorts of crazy sh@t happens there... (shows picture of sodomy)
-....Now the proton attacks the positive charge...
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 5/29/2011
Posts: 2
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"This my friends, is a magical moment, where the realm of calculus intertwines with the realm of physics. Everybody stop what you're doing, and savour the moment." Applied to:
UBC Applied Sciences : Accepted
SFU Mechatronics Engineering : Accepted
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 2/3/2012
Posts: 1
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$@*! My Teacher says…(he's so funny) "I'm here to help you guys so don't be afraid to ask questions. That's what I'm here for. It's okay to use me like a kleenex. Then you can throw me away."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/17/2011
Posts: 9
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$@*! My Prof says... Really? REALLY?
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/11/2011
Posts: 18
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"the best way to become fluent in a language is to get drunk. You know what they say, 'candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker'"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/7/2011
Posts: 1
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$@*! My Teacher says… "I notice all of you wearing pants with holes in them, Well I got SWAG too!"
Saying this he takes off his shoe and shows us his sock with a hole in it!
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 5/10/2011
Posts: 5
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In psychology class:
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says.. "Drugs release the same amount of dopamine in the brain as sex does, so don't do drugs! Have the sex people!"
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