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jpmorgan
#2481 Posted : Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:22:13 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 10/30/2011
Posts: 27
My chem teacher is actually a troll. We did poorly on the mc part of a test, and after a few weeks, he only handed back the long answer part. I asked him "Sir, where is the multiple choice?" He said "I was walking down Rideau street and gave it to a hobo..."
Hassan185
#2482 Posted : Friday, January 27, 2012 6:31:34 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 1/22/2012
Posts: 5
$@*! My Teacher says… "let watch a midsummer nights dream" which sounds normal enough until 5 minutes into the movie the porn that he taped on the same cassette popped up.
and all he said was crap "should have left that at home."clown
nmilicev22
#2483 Posted : Saturday, January 28, 2012 1:09:20 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 1/28/2012
Posts: 11
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says: I go up to my English teacher for her the look at my thesis

the first line reads: Society is always in a state flux

I get the response: This sounds way to scientific, it needs to be more poetic like Society is always in a state change
franksiu2
#2484 Posted : Saturday, January 28, 2012 2:34:46 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 8/27/2011
Posts: 3
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says: "How many of you wished for snow this year?" A bunch of us raise our hands. "Well, I hate you all"
wovenbyrd
#2485 Posted : Monday, January 30, 2012 10:00:37 AM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 9/19/2011
Posts: 3
When we were doing our cellular stoichiometry example in class, my chemistry teacher

" BE BRAVE, Do it in Pen"
sydneytilley
#2486 Posted : Wednesday, February 01, 2012 5:32:02 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 4
One day in English class we were doing a lesson on poetry and in this lesson we had to memorize a poem and he was telling us why it's important to have a poem memorized. He told us this story about this one time when he was in an airport (I believe) and this little boy was following him around so he turned around and started reciting a poem and the kid thought he was performing witchcraft and ran away. One thing I forgot to mention my teacher used to have really long hair and to a little kid he might of been scary looking.
izumiisa
#2487 Posted : Thursday, February 02, 2012 1:36:29 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 1/5/2011
Posts: 9
First day of ECON 1000.

"[Economics] will seduce you because it's a damn sexy subject!"
SimpleElegance
#2488 Posted : Thursday, February 02, 2012 5:37:20 PM
Rank: Frosh




Joined: 12/10/2010
Posts: 19
$@*! my teacher says (in a good way!):

Math is beautiful.
Calculus is math for lazy people.
(square root)1 <3 Math

~Angel.
sunny1011
#2489 Posted : Thursday, February 02, 2012 6:27:45 PM
Rank: Senior Student


Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 112
my teacher said that he thinks the government should charge us to urinate even in our own homes
emik17
#2490 Posted : Thursday, February 02, 2012 9:00:24 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 2/2/2012
Posts: 2
Earth and Atmospheric Sciences Prof Quotes:
-Plate tectonics is powered by confection.
-Believing that crystals can do anything for your health is bullsh@t.
-Now, you all should go to the "Burning Man Festival". Seriously add it to your bucket list. All sorts of crazy sh@t happens there... (shows picture of sodomy)
-....Now the proton attacks the positive charge...
AYeung1541
#2491 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 8:04:33 PM
Rank: Grand Poobah


Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 19,630
"This my friends, is a magical moment, where the realm of calculus intertwines with the realm of physics. Everybody stop what you're doing, and savour the moment."
**Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
tsuna27
#2492 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 10:03:08 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 2/3/2012
Posts: 1
$@*! My Teacher says…(he's so funny) "I'm here to help you guys so don't be afraid to ask questions. That's what I'm here for. It's okay to use me like a kleenex. Then you can throw me away."
gstar
#2493 Posted : Saturday, February 04, 2012 8:26:13 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 10/17/2011
Posts: 9
$@*! My Prof says... Really? REALLY?
nczegledy
#2494 Posted : Sunday, February 05, 2012 12:50:57 AM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 10/11/2011
Posts: 18
"the best way to become fluent in a language is to get drunk. You know what they say, 'candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker'"
DShah
#2495 Posted : Sunday, February 05, 2012 1:46:43 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 10/7/2011
Posts: 1
$@*! My Teacher says… "I notice all of you wearing pants with holes in them, Well I got SWAG too!"
Saying this he takes off his shoe and shows us his sock with a hole in it!
JennaRose1228
#2496 Posted : Monday, February 06, 2012 12:54:14 PM
Rank: Frosh


Joined: 5/10/2011
Posts: 5
In psychology class:

$@*! My Teacher/Prof says.. "Drugs release the same amount of dopamine in the brain as sex does, so don't do drugs! Have the sex people!"

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