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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/10/2011
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What's the craizest $@*! your teacher or prof has said? We want to know! Reply to this thread and you'll be entered into the contest! You'll have the chance to win one of five (1/5) Cdn $100 cash prizes! Here is what you have to do enter the "$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…" Forum Contest: 1. Login to your studentawards account. If you do not have one, you can create one by clicking here2. Once you've logged in, come back here, to the “$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…" thread 3. Reply to this post with the funniest/craziest/weirdest $@*! your teacher/prof says. Example: "$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… Who's excited to write the pop quiz today?"
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/24/2010 Posts: 1
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$@*! My Prof says... What could explain this rock now being in two pieces? Maybe I'm Captain Geomorphology, who runs around changing the landscape.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 8/9/2011
Posts: 4
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"The evolution of the internet is primarily due to the individual's need and desire for porn."
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Rank: Student Body President
Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 9,235
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"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… "No need to worry math is here! Math makes the world go 'round n round!" **Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 1
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Most of the professors in this department shouldn't be professors. I am the most insane of them all. By the way, my office has moved out of the department and I will now be by the dean.
and another prof:
Physics is witchcraft.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 2
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My physics teacher is always sing the song "comma comma comma chameleon" whenever he see's a coma
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Rank: Student Body President
Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 9,235
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Crim prof: do you know why there are not that many cases of crime in alleyways? because the offender is afraid of the dark too. THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD! **Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 5/5/2011
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Anonymous wrote:Crim prof: do you know why there are not that many cases of crime in alleyways? because the offender is afraid of the dark too.
THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD! oops sorry i posted as anonymous because i forgot to log in first...silly me! :P
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 9/7/2011 Posts: 46
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Haha, this requires a little bit of background. My french chemistry teacher is a strange guy to say the least. He sports a long beard, bikes to school, brushes his teeth while teaching, all that good stuff. I remember first semester of last year, a student asked a question our teacher deemed 'stupid' so he said ''Mais c'est impossible (ref. pour que les atomes fassent ça)! C'est comme enculer une mouche!'' which literally translates as: ' But that's impossible (reference to: atoms doing something)! It's like trying to f@!k a fly! ' So...
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… But that's impossible (reference to: atoms doing something)! It's like trying to f@!k a fly!
This is one of the funny-weird analogies he makes in class, I'm gonna miss this fella! University of Toronto - St-George - Class of 2016
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 2/28/2011
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My English Prof; "I'm not here to teach you......" Needless to say, I dropped her class after she claimed my failing her class was due to my own incompetence as a student.
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 3/13/2011 Posts: 6
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One of my teachers says the stupidest thing ever made was the computer- when he is a computer teacher
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 7/27/2011
Posts: 1
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… You shouldn't exercise just to lose weight. You should do it for strength...for when the zombie Apocalypse happens. And yes I believe it."
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Rank: Student Body President Joined: 12/20/2010 Posts: 1,572
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Oh, so now swearing and offensive language is condoned by Moderators? Good example to set guys...
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/28/2011
Posts: 10
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"the semicolon is a sexier version of the period"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 5/25/2011
Posts: 2
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… What is tree and a turd plus tree and a turd plus tree and a turd?
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 8/30/2011
Posts: 9
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"$@*! My Teacher says: You guys have to keep working until the bell rings. It's like a surgeon, he doesn't stop operating until the job is done. If he did, the patient would wake up and his stomach would still be open. Imagine the mess!
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 3/1/2011 Posts: 20
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"... It's sort of like how your bowel movements drastically change after you eat Chinese food." Applied To:
Queen's - Arts and Science (Accepted!)
McMaster - Humanities (Accepted!)
Carleton - Journalism (Accepted!)
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Rank: Student Body President
Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 9,235
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… I was so mad, I told him to "just sit on it and rotate" **Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 1
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$@*! my teacher has said is "Math leauge on tuesdays, be there or be X squared.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 2
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… yeah i prefer to sleep in pajama than in the nude...
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