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My ninth grade math teacher would start every semester by telling his classes "I am a friendly person, but I am not your friend. This class is boring because math is boring. Math is boring because math is educational."
Good man.
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Joined: 1/3/2011
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$@*! My Prof says... "Imagine your essay is a hamburger. The meat, the delicious content, is between two buns. They're white buns, they're boring. You have to make it interesting and add some lettuce, some tomato (what we'll call topic sentences and concluding sentences) to the burger. Otherwise, without the bun and toppings, you're just holding a messy pile of meat."
Class: "....What?"
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Joined: 8/25/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says..."throw a pie in my face."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/7/2011
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My dearest French teacher makes his class rules interesting.
" -Il n'y aura pas de bidules dans ma classe
-Lancer des projectiles est interdit
-Sortir de sa chaise avant la fin de classe sans permission déclenchera les mines placés sous le sol
-Le boycottage des travaux n'est pas recommandé."
Translation:
"-No gizmos allowed in my class (referring to cellphones, MP3's, etc.)
-Projectiles are not to be thrown
-Leaving your seat before the end of class without permission will activate the land mines placed under the floor
-Boycotting tasks is not recommended."
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Joined: 8/18/2011
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$@*! my prof said...[in Psychology] A lot of you said that talking about food last class made you really hungry, well we're talking about sex this class, so hopefully you don't have a similar reaction.
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Joined: 12/7/2011
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"Have you ever dropped a Little John on someone? You know how it goes...YEAAAAHH OKAAAAY! Anyone? Anyone? No okay..."
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Joined: 12/7/2011
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Teacher says: You have a very healthy perceptive skepticism about your approach in this class.... Not sure if i should take that as a compliment or not!
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Joined: 10/18/2011
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"I dropped 65 meows on my class last period and no one even noticed. You don't know what I'm talking about? Let me demonstrate. I really wish I was on vacation right meow, don't make me yell at you guys meow! Get it, get it?"
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Joined: 7/4/2011
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My teacher wanted to get student attention and just said "I"m a lazy bastard" and paused for silence lol
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/7/2011
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"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says... Physics teacher "I tried to explain multiplication to my 5 year old this weekend...he cried".
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Joined: 12/7/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… while discussing long-term assets in financial accounting ... "nothing lasts forever - except herpes"
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Joined: 12/7/2011
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A chemistry prof at SFU... wish I could remember the name!
"Alright can the people at the back please close the doors. When these explode they make a very loud bang and we don't want security running around in here."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 8/4/2011
Posts: 5
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S@*! My Teacher/Prof says: Attitudes and Professor says "I hate Kraft powder cheese. If someone uses it, I have to leave the room. It makes me want to retch."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/31/2010
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… You guys would not remember but back in the day I thought Marry Poppins was hot, my wife thought otherwise"- while we were learning about cardio vascular disease occurring in old age
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/7/2011
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anatomy prof... " my favourite muscle, the sternocleidomastoid... because a complete idiot can say it and appear to be incredibly smart."
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 10/13/2011 Posts: 2
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My teacher kept this porcelain jar on her desk. When asked what it was for, she replied:
"Ashes of problem students"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/4/2011
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A couple of days before one chemistry test, my teacher told us "I made this test knowing that none of you will finish it. It will be the most stressful 70 minutes of your life. :)" (yes, he smiled after he said it.)
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/17/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…
My teacher was pointing something out on the board with her middle finger and a student had a question the teacher pointed at him with her middle finger and then said oh f*** the class was silent after that
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/22/2011
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Six boys and six girls are walking counter-clockwise in a ring.... chanting something I'm sure.... Oh the joys of permutations
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/22/2011
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A and B are together and C and D are together and E, the fifth wheel, or Justin. ohoh
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