$@*! My Teacher/Prof says
By Studentawards
What's the craziest $@*! your teacher or prof has said? Below are some of our favourite student responses from the Studentawards “$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…” Contest:
"Physics is witchcraft."
"I'm not here to teach you ..."
"The semicolon is a sexier version of the period."
"Santa Claus is a communist."
"I taught drama in a Prison so I'm not scared of you guys!"
"Shakespeare is pretty much saying that Horatio is just really un-stoked for having the midnight shift."
"History... is about the past."
"Alright, enough gossiping and lying about your sex lives, lets get some work done."
"I am high on math."
" ...you can call me "The Education" as if I were from Jersey Shore."
"Fluorine is the slut of all the elements ..."
"To conclude this math unit, we will be having a Celebration of Knowledge! Also known as a unit test."
"Calculus is not math, it's magic."
"When the music starts playing, it means there's five minutes left to get to class. It's not an impromptu dance party."
"BE BRAVE, Do it in Pen."
"Questions? Thoughts? Concerns? Threats?"
"Get to work or I will teach!"
[Whenever a siren is heard:] "Your ride's here."
"Jeff, dude your 'G-String' is totally out of tune today."
"Pollination is plant porn."
"I am bilingual...English + Math."
"Maybe Hamlet's tragic flaw is that he's a bit of an a**hole."
"I feel like Britney Spears with this mic on, someone get me a snake."
"If it stinks, it's biology; if it explodes, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics."
"Those mineral salts are odorless, but they're still toxic. So you can still die from the fumes, but it'll be a surprise!"
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SamSA wrote:
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That's a lesson kids!
Posted on May 09, 2013 at 10:26
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checkoutchick500 wrote:
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Calculus prof describing trig sub versus u sub: "It's like shooting a rabbit with a cannon. Why bother when you can just strangle the poor b******?"
Posted on Apr 28, 2013 at 02:02
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Campatt654 wrote:
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"I YOU DO NOT DO YOUR HOMEWORK, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
Posted on Mar 01, 2013 at 01:14
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SeanaseaWallen wrote:
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"I swear my neice is a crack dealer." History teacer on the topic of technology and how many people call for her 13 year old niece every night.
Posted on Feb 22, 2013 at 08:25
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Carol1 wrote:
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"CHEATERS WILL BE BLINDED!" *points laser pointer at student*
haha but that was a few semesters ago :)
Posted on Feb 11, 2013 at 09:32
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