$@*! My Teacher/Prof says
By Studentawards
What's the craziest $@*! your teacher or prof has said? Below are some of our favourite student responses from the Studentawards “$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…” Contest:
"Physics is witchcraft."
"I'm not here to teach you ..."
"The semicolon is a sexier version of the period."
"Santa Claus is a communist."
"I taught drama in a Prison so I'm not scared of you guys!"
"Shakespeare is pretty much saying that Horatio is just really un-stoked for having the midnight shift."
"History... is about the past."
"Alright, enough gossiping and lying about your sex lives, lets get some work done."
"I am high on math."
" ...you can call me "The Education" as if I were from Jersey Shore."
"Fluorine is the slut of all the elements ..."
"To conclude this math unit, we will be having a Celebration of Knowledge! Also known as a unit test."
"Calculus is not math, it's magic."
"When the music starts playing, it means there's five minutes left to get to class. It's not an impromptu dance party."
"BE BRAVE, Do it in Pen."
"Questions? Thoughts? Concerns? Threats?"
"Get to work or I will teach!"
[Whenever a siren is heard:] "Your ride's here."
"Jeff, dude your 'G-String' is totally out of tune today."
"Pollination is plant porn."
"I am bilingual...English + Math."
"Maybe Hamlet's tragic flaw is that he's a bit of an a**hole."
"I feel like Britney Spears with this mic on, someone get me a snake."
"If it stinks, it's biology; if it explodes, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics."
"Those mineral salts are odorless, but they're still toxic. So you can still die from the fumes, but it'll be a surprise!"
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BraydonSharer wrote:
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Hahahaha, mine is up there! Or my former Physics teacher anyways!
Posted on Feb 28, 2012 at 09:52
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AmberTC wrote:
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Student with phone on their lap is texting underneath the table.
Teacher: Should I send you to the principal for texting, or should I send you to guidance for something else?
Posted on Feb 27, 2012 at 12:55
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AmberTC wrote:
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Teacher: You're an AP student, since when have you had a life?
Posted on Feb 27, 2012 at 12:53
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Ley12 wrote:
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“Burning gummy bears is so cruel, but so fun. They scream.” ~Chemistry Class
Posted on Feb 26, 2012 at 04:20
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Jjb003 wrote:
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Just because Aristotle was popular, he tended to come up with his own theories that everyone believed.
Posted on Feb 22, 2012 at 01:43
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