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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says: A good DNA pick-up line would be "Can I get some helicase so i can unzip your genes?"
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Joined: 12/7/2011
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My Physics teacher said "Teletubbies are the best buddies to use for testing a projectile motion experiment and blasting them away!!"
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Joined: 12/7/2011
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When my prof asks a question and no one answers it he says "if you guys were a hockey team you'd be the habs"
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"$@*! My Prof says....
I know you are all on your phones because no one stares at their crotch then looks up with a huge smile on their face.
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Joined: 12/7/2011
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"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… Student: You know animals know when there is a huge storm... Teacher: (laughing) Next time I will look at my children.
This was in religion class when we were taking a worksheet up.
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Joined: 10/16/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… Go Habs go
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/7/2011
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"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… One time in class we were talking about plans for after high school, so we asked our teacher what he did, and he said at one point he went on a voyage to the mountains to search for God and the meaning of life. He told us he didn't find him.
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Joined: 8/3/2011
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$@*! My Prof says "She was the most famous female Greek poet of her time. One of my favorites from her is, 'virginity virginity where will you go when I loose you?' haha very humorous."
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Joined: 12/5/2011
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$@*! my teacher says - a girl in my class is constantly late so one day my teacher said to her: "You are always late, if you were my period I would be a little worried by now!"
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Joined: 12/7/2011
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"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says... I once had a gym teacher who turned to a girl in our class and said "You're not allowed wear thongs in gym!" it took us all a few moments to realize that he was referring to her flip-flops.
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Joined: 12/8/2011
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$@*! My Teacher says... After spending more than 48 hours in a BC prison, the chances of you being raped go up by 50%
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Joined: 12/8/2011
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My math teacher:
Whenever a student sneezes:
"Bless you my child. Just kidding you're not my child, your mother and I were only friends. But your aunt and I... ;)"
"Not a bad attempt at an answer. But incorrect, which again illustrates my point that if God had wanted women to go to school, he'd have given them brains"
"Stop that or you will end up as Bubbas b**** at prison prom."
"Fractions? It's just one number on top of another... Like naughty numbers"
"If you do it this way, a dog will think you're a tree and pee on you"
"Strangers have the best candy."
Whenever a siren is heard:
*Turns to a student* "Your ride's here."
"Don't do it like that or the things that go bump in the night will scoop out your eyes."
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Joined: 12/8/2011
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This one requires a bit of background.
The art teacher at my school plays on a coed volleyball team outside of school and there is this one girl on the team that she doesn't like at all. This girl tends to act like she is the boss and that everything she says goes. Well one day, this girl was giving my teacher a hard time about how to hit the volleyball properly. This girl doesn't know that my teacher is actually a teacher. So my teacher snaps at her and says, "See these hands. These hands are insured. These hands have to perform surgery tomorrow and I can't risk injuring them." This girl actually believes now that my teacher is some sort of brain surgeon or something. :P
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/7/2011 Posts: 1
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scholarships are now more bit of fancy and easy which i guess is good !  
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/9/2010 Posts: 23
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$@*!My Teacher/Prof says...
When a girl walked in late for the class. The teacher asked"So you're going into the health professions?" The girl nodded in agreement. The teacher then said,"Do you think your patients will like it if you walk in late for your surgery?"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 7/29/2011
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English teacher points at glass apple juice bottle on students desk.. "Eric! You can't drink beer in here!" hahaha made me die! Going into Grade 12
Applied To:
Queen's: Arts
Waterloo: Honours Arts
UofT: Humanities
OCAD: Draw & Painting
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/9/2011
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Canadian History Prof: (who ALWAYS says the darndest things) : “The Acadians are like Ewoks...I don’t find Ewoks come up enough in Canadian history”
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/24/2011
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Math Teacher: I never liked writing essays; I prefered drawing "pairs-of-graphs"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/24/2011
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So my law teacher came out with running down the hall when know one was around but myself and my art teacher
"sexual harrasment is real"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/9/2011
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My prof gave a movie title as an example of something we should watch, pointing out that some of the lead actors and actresses were credible porn stars, saying that it was historically accurate but something we should see with our boy fiends/girl friends not our parents.
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