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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/18/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… "The heating is off so the girls can put some clothes on." (During winter)
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Rank: Senior Student  Joined: 3/26/2011 Posts: 69
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$@*! My Prof says... "If the dinosaurs came back, giraffes would have someone to look up to." "You didn't sing songs together? That's awful. It must have been very boring." "Questions? Thoughts? Concerns? Threats?" "There is a teaching technique that you may use someday where you ask a question and then you stand there in silence. Eventually someone will get embarrassed and answer the question." "It's kind of weird to have your professor show up as Spok. It's against the stereotype." "I shall seranade you now, because you're attentive shining faces make me feel like a rock god." QUEEN'S CON-ED CLASS OF 2015
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Rank: Senior Student Joined: 3/26/2011 Posts: 69
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$@*! My Prof says... "If the dinosaurs came back, giraffes would have someone to look up to." "You didn't sing songs together? That's awful. It must have been very boring." "Questions? Thoughts? Concerns? Threats?" "There is a teaching technique that you may use someday where you ask a question and then you stand there in silence. Eventually someone will get embarrassed and answer the question." "It's kind of weird to have your professor show up as Spok. It's against the stereotype." "I shall seranade you now, because you're attentive shining faces make me feel like a rock god." QUEEN'S CON-ED CLASS OF 2015
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 4/29/2011 Posts: 12
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… "Not brainstorming is like not washing your vegetables before you put it in a soup" McMaster University - Bachelor of Commerce - Class of 2016
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 9/17/2011 Posts: 13
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My English teacher said, "Stop pushing babies out!" in response to Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 2/15/2011
Posts: 3
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One time my chemistry teacher told us about how the squid population is increasing, and that one day they're going to take over the world.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 7/13/2011
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My musculoskeletal teacher likes to make our exams interesting...one of the answers to the multiple choice question, "Which of the following structures increase the articulating surface areas at the glenohumeral joint?", was: "The keebler elves that live in my shoulder and keep me company on rainy days." You know which answer I wanted to pick, right?
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 2
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Mr. Howlet (Science Teacher/Play Director)
"So he climbed the mountain and as he went up he asked the old man, 'How do I find the great Zanzu?'.
The old man looked at him and said, 'This is my stick, it feels good when I use it.'
The traveler became frustrated and began climbing the mountain again. He reached the top, but the old man was still there. He ran up to the man and yelled, 'It is you again! Where is the great Zanzu?!'
The old man looked at him again, 'This is Zanzu.'
The old man held up his stick and gave it to the traveler. The traveler looked at the stick, 'What does this mean?'
The old man looked up, 'This is the great Zanzu. It is my stick, it feels good when I use it.'
He then disappeared.
Now I want everyone to go out onto the stage and kick some butt! EVERYONE, repeat after me, 'This is my stick, it feels good when I use it."
Mr. Howlet - *We drew a heart of the board* "Why are you drawing ovaries on the board?"
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 11/24/2011 Posts: 10
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My English teacher is the kind of teacher who will let you get away in class and often gives extentisons on assignments and due dates so my class found it funny when she said this $@*! My Teacher/Prof says… "Get to work or I will teach!" We all laughed about that one Mikayla Caplette, MC
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 5/8/2011
Posts: 25
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Upon returning from a two week trip to Brazil, my math professor says, after picking up the blackboard eraser and admiring it("This is really new eh?") that: "Nobody told me not to drink the tap water in Brazil. I drank it, because I was really thirsty, then I get diarrea! Why did no one tell me until after!?". Just lovely to hear about! B.Sc Honors Specialization in Psychology with a minor in Linguistics, University of Ottawa(2015)
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Rank: Frosh Joined: 12/13/2011 Posts: 1
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Earlier...So in english class we were working on Shakespeare's Macbeth. My teacher was giving us a brief bio of Shakespeare's life and commented on the fact that he didn't believe Shakespeare was real. Later...We had been talking about my research assignment about witches and I had commented that witches weren't real because I was getting frustrated that I couldn't find any "legitimate" enough sources for him. He turned to me and said, "Of course witches are real!" to which i replied, "Then do you believe in werewolves?", he said "no", i asked, "do you believe in vampires?", he replied, "no". I stated "So you believe in WITCHES but not SHAKESPEARE?!" He said yes! So apparently my English teacher does not believe in Shakespeare but he believes in Witches.
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 2/17/2011 Posts: 16
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"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… 'I'm not going to be teaching you anything you don't already know'... that's why everyone is failing the classes he teaches, right? Follow your dreams and you might get someplace. -Me
University of Saskatchewan- College of Engineering- ACCEPTED!!
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/13/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says...
After he finished one of his physics demonstrations, he looked at the class with a straight face and said, "who's your daddy now?"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/13/2011
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My prof had MILF posted on one of his lecture slides to describe how modern society can communicate in acronyms with no problem. One of the older women didnt understand what that meant and he was forced to explain what MILF was to her in front of a full lecture hall.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/30/2010
Posts: 8
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First day my psyc prof said: "If you're going to watch porn, sit in the back so others aren't distracted because I'm not nearly as interesting as the horizontal mambo"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/16/2011
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Dressed up as Gandalf for Halloween, he's talking about a midterm coming up and says "and if you forget your student card, YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/19/2011
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$@*! My Teacher says… "I went home and tried to divide by zero, the paper I was writing on burst into flames and almost burnt my house down. Now imagine what would happen if you attempted to root a negative number... "
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/23/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… This math question is like a beautiful lady, so sexy!
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Rank: Senior Student  Joined: 12/12/2011 Posts: 54
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…"Life is messy; then you die." -Poli Sci teacher APPLIED TO:
University of Toronto (Political Science) - ACCEPTED
York (Political Science) - ACCEPTED
Ryerson (Politics and Governance) - ACCEPTED
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/8/2011 Posts: 2
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says... The Y chromosome looks like a mutation of the X chromosome. Therefore, guys could be a mutation.
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