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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/8/2011 Posts: 2
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says... I could convert you to Mac in three days.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/28/2011
Posts: 2
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when my biology teacher was teaching the hormorne adrelanine.. she was telling us how our body will only secrete it when we need it which is why we get hyper sometimes because sometimes more than needed is secreted.
"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… someday i'm gonna inject some adrelanine into my leg, so i can get really hyper, tomorow if you stumble into someone running at the speed of light around the school, than i have accomplished my long life dream!!"
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/29/2011 Posts: 1
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says.."We have two weeks until show time. That's half the time it takes for a bear to ovulate. Bears are angry when on their period."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/29/2011
Posts: 1
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says...
"There are 10 kinds of people who know binary: ones who know it and ones who don't."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/28/2011
Posts: 4
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says ...."She's just choking."
~~~ just a little more :< ~~~
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Rank: Student Body President
Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 9,235
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$@*! My teacher says Wait who are you? I don't even know who you are. Woah two weeks is a long time." **Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 6/29/2011
Posts: 1
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My teacher for english has been reading stories every class and we barely ever finish it because he tells a story about himself. The weirdest one was.
" There was this one time I met some asian gangsters and I had tea with them. My wife...."
TEA WITH ASIAN GANGSTERS. AHA
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 4/13/2011
Posts: 4
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My math teacher always says "you kids are the reason why i drink at home, and have no life!" ... out of no where lol
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Rank: Senior Student  Joined: 8/23/2011 Posts: 60
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Music teacher. "I think you should respect your fellow singers, so if you talk again, I'll punch your stupid face off." He saw the shadow of an average man attempting the exceptional, and ran.
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 1/3/2011 Posts: 3
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My machine shop teacher Rick is a goldmine for these - there are so many I can only remember very few. So i was in school after classes to study with my cousin, I'm doing marine engineering and he's doing an arts degree majoring in sociology. My cousin thinks he's a smart ass and tried to joke and say "we're the people who own the businesses you guys work for" which Rick looked at me and said: "Now there's a business idea, buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth" "Diesel's a knocky Bastard."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 4
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$@*! My Chemistry Teacher likes to make lame (pardon) jokes
he says something like: I zinc you are correct. & Orange you glad were having a quiz&lettuce begin
Nobody laughs
He stopped make jokes ever since :D
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/24/2011
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$@*! My Chemistry Teacher likes to make lame (pardon) jokes
he says something like: I zinc you are correct. & Orange you glad were having a quiz&lettuce begin
Nobody laughs
He stopped make jokes ever since :D
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 1/13/2012
Posts: 14
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In my Catholic school:
"I just want to take the Pope and wring him by the neck"
....oh okay sir.
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 1/25/2011 Posts: 5
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My music theory teacher makes all kinds of jokes but it's his serious moments, when his comedic nature still shows, when he's really funny. The other day nearly his entire class failed to achieve a good score on his test, so he whined about how terribly everyone did. Then students began to complain about how badly they "may have done on it" (no one saw their scores at this point), and the teacher then said "You think YOU had it bad; I was the one who had to mark it!" It was a LOL. Zaxis
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Rank: Student Body President
Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 9,235
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A few days ago... My religion teacher was writing on the board. As his back was turned around a boy in my class picked up the eraser and began to pat the dirty, chalk filled eraser on his back. My religion teacher then turned around, looked at the boy, picked him up and began to wipe the board with him. $@*! My Teacher says.. NOW WE MATCH!  **Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 1/24/2012
Posts: 2
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says...I don't really know this answer, so we'll just guess what it is...
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 3/14/2011
Posts: 6
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my teacher likes to call himself mr. glitter hes obsessed with glitter!
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/28/2011
Posts: 3
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when nobody ask a question in class $@*! My math teacher prof says "Either everyone finished their homework or nobody in the class finished their homework"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 4/29/2011
Posts: 3
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$@*! My Teacher says… I like to squish grapes with my toes.
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Rank: Student Body President
Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 9,235
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Psychology teacher: "It's important for students to know that some adults are douche bags." English teacher: "He was screwed up like a soup sandwich." Socials teacher: "If you have the big stick, it’s hard not to use the big stick." Drama teacher: "It's all sex and sass." **Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
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