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Joined: 9/5/2011
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My music teacher was talking about how he never drank as a teenager because he didn't like the taste of beer, but now, he declared with the biggest grin on his face, "I love beer!" University of Waterloo: Software Engineering (Co-op only) (COOP) Accepted
McMaster University: Engineering I (Co-op) (COOP)Accepted
McMaster University: Arts & Science I Waiting
The University of Western Ontario: Engineering Accepted
University of Waterloo: Computing and Financial Management (Co-op only) (COOP) Accepted
York University: Engineering-Space Engineering (BASc) Accepted
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Rank: Student Body President
Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 5,806
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…"Excuses are like butt-holes, everyone has them and they all stink..." **Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 1/2/2011
Posts: 9
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You going to have a heart attck this year .
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
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@*! My Teacher/Prof says : "Santa Claus is a communist."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/21/2011
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"$@*! My Teacher says
In respect to racoons: "I think we should just send them all to Somalia so that they can eat racoon burgers."
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 9/28/2011 Posts: 1
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"You think being off by a decimal doesn't matter? When you're an architect for a huge skyscraper and your calculations are off by a decimal, your building will collapse and you will cause thousands of innocent people to die."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 2/10/2011
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@*! My Teacher/Prof says: "If any of you signs your name with a heart over the "I", I swear I will hurt you."
This is a fun contest.
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/9/2010 Posts: 38
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says... [somehow relating to biology]: "Short people have no reason to live!" McGill Management 2016
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Rank: Student Council  Joined: 12/25/2010 Posts: 365
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He says: God I Hate Jersey Shore. Imagine how big Snooki will be when she is 40. I WAS DYING Applying to:
McMaster University - Life Science (accepted)
York University - Biomedical Sciences (accepted)
Waterloo University - Life Science (accepted)
University of Toronto St. George - Life Science (accepted)
University of Toronto Scarborough - Neuroscience Coop (accepted)
"Absolutely no regrets, only choices, because at the end of the day, I can sit here and say I've made my own." - Daniele Donato (Big Brother 13)
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/22/2011
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My math teacher last year, in response to people in class talking about, ahem, certain activities:
"Children! There's only one type of multiplying we do in this class."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
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$@*! My math teacher says "See!! See how factoring is beautiful?! Factoring is beautiful!!"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 1/29/2011
Posts: 11
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"Teachers aren't stupid: we know when you're texting, we just choose to ignore it. So if your smiling down at your crotch twiddling your thumbs, you better not be texting!"
(pauses realizing what she implied)
"Well, you better be texting..but you better not!"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/30/2011
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English teacher: "School is like a prison, once you enter it you cannot get back out."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 7/7/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says... my nutrition teacher said "Gouda like the cheese)morning children, im not in a very good mood today because my girlfriend did not make me blueberry cheesecake last night, how has your day BEAN so far?"
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Rank: Student Body President
Joined: 3/3/2010
Posts: 5,806
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… : Holy shift! Look at that asymptote on that mother function! **Shields**
Accepted:
University of Toronto: Social Sciences + Vic One (Pearson Stream)
Carleton University: Honours Science
University of British Columbia: Arts
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/29/2011
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$@*! My Prof says.. "What extra mark?" *proceeds to crumple and chew Jennifer's test right in front of everybody in the class*
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says that life is like High School Musical (and continues on by singing "We're all in this together..").
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 8/19/2011
Posts: 19
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Anonymous wrote:$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… : Holy shift! Look at that asymptote on that mother function! This post would be by me.. (Vessi) in case studentawards site signs me out again because the page loaded too slowly. McMaster University class of 2016
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 12/11/2010
Posts: 8
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says... "Education over health! Unless you are an android, I do not want to see anything coming out of you." Waterloo Environmental Planning '16
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
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My daughter's pre-kindergarten teacher accidentally said to the kids
'you need to be sharing the toys girls. Don't be whores with the toys'
-she meant don't HOARD the toys.
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