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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 8/19/2011
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I could pick from a constant flow of comic lines my teachers let loose!
I'll have to go with...
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… "Blue jeans are great, because you can wear them everyday, and you only have to wash them like, once a month!"
DM[F]R
The runner-up would be, "Welcome to Level Design, I'm your teacher, you can read all about me in my autobiography, which they mistakenly labelled 'Arnold Schwarzenneger..."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/16/2011
Posts: 6
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My Math Teacher while explaining slope to us :S
"Guys, do you remember the James Bond movies?"
Class: " Uh, no"
"Well, me neither, but all i remember were those beautiful ladies who appeared in the credit song."
Class: "Umm..ok, now how does that relate to slope again?"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 4
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"$@*! My math Teacher/Prof says… Ask me any questions... Even if you ask me my wife's birthday, I'll tell you."
Then some guy asked, "What's your wife's birthday?"
The teacher said, "November 31st."
The class was like "what..??"..yeah.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 7/13/2011
Posts: 6
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… " The school system has screwed us over because we do work to do work not to learn it" as he assigns more homework ;)
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 10/7/2011 Posts: 1
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"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… At the end of every sentence, he adds an "ok" in a very unique tone
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/2/2011
Posts: 40
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$@*! My Teacher says... I know you guys all learned in sex ed that you might get pregnant, but my wife and I have been trying for 2 years and she's still not pregnant!
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 12/17/2010 Posts: 2
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$@*! My Teacher Says....."Yesterday was a rough day. I had so much trouble with that manual I ate four Oh Henry bars. Each time the system crashed I'd run and get another Oh Henry!"
He was having trouble creating a manual for our next class.... guess the Oh Henrys worked as he got the manual done :)
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/26/2011
Posts: 1
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My history teacher loves to talk about sex randomly in the middle of her lessons/presentations. "So do we all know what an orgy is..? Because some of us might not. And I'd love to help those students understand." So awkward!
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 8/9/2011
Posts: 4
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$@*! My Teacher says…guys did you hear that? I swear there is a bird in this class!
This happened a couple times... she wasn't joking either!
Another
$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…the parabola describes perfectly the procreation between a man and women... and you guys argue with me that math is not around us 27/7!
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Rank: Senior Student
Joined: 1/25/2011
Posts: 99
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says... proving identities is fun. University of Guelph - Class of 2016
Bio-Medical Sciences
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 2
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“$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…” and in the shower I said BINGO! I've got it!
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/12/2011
Posts: 9
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When my music teacher wants us to play quieter: "Take and 'f' off!"
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 10/12/2011
Posts: 9
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*Sitting in Functions, quietly writing the note. Teacher drops his calculator: "Stupid gravity! Made me drop my cal-cu-lah-tor!" Yes. He tries to say "calculator" with a French accent.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 2
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“$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…” and the bacteria says "PHAGOCYTOS ME"!
“$@*! My Teacher/Prof says…” (exercise science) the worst is when it's not even cankles it's thankles. When your thighs morph into your calves and ankles.
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 2
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"$@"! My teacher/Prof says..."You can eat dirt!"
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Rank: Senior Student
Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 209
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Business teacher: The organizational chart is just like taking a sh1t. It always goes downwards.
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Rank: Frosh Joined: 7/16/2011 Posts: 1
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$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… My chemistry teacher uses analogies to explain concepts, such as a bar, jail and relationships. After most of what my chemistry teacher says, he'll finish with "go ask your parents what that means or wait until college." When he was teaching us about precipitate, he'd always comment, "no analogies, please."
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Rank: Frosh
Joined: 9/2/2011
Posts: 1
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In heavy Romanian accent "Guys, if you don't take physics you will work at Macdonalds for the rest of your life. True story."
-Physics teacher
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Rank: Frosh  Joined: 10/16/2011 Posts: 45
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"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says… I didn't have any money for university, so I used my master-card to pay for it... :/?
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Rank: Frosh Joined: 9/20/2011 Posts: 3
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[b]"$@*! My Teacher/Prof says: After completing the arduous task of proving a trig identity he draws a tombstone on the board and says "Rest in Peace" Bachelor of Accounting and Financial Management Candidate 2017
University of Waterlooo
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